"Straight off the iron and too hot to handle!""
Sir Waffington III, Death Screen

Sir Waffington III is one of the multiple minor bosses fought in the Sugarland Shimmy boss level of Inkwell Isle Two. He is a subject randomly summoned by Baroness Von Bon Bon, the level's primary boss.



Sir Waffington III is a large, brown-colored, slightly cube-shaped, flying waffle with squarish eyes and nutcracker-like teeth. His "hat" and a pair of wings appears to be made out of butter.


His death screen seems to suggest that he has a comedic "holier-than-thou" nature, judging by the fact that he claimed to be "straight off the iron" and "too hot to handle."


He will be selected randomly by Baroness Von Bon Bon for the first phase of the boss battle. Sir Waffington III, after being selected, flies around the arena and will split himself into 9 pieces in a spread attack and reverts back to his original form. In Simple mode, he doesn't do anything besides fly around. In Expert mode, he will only shoot either in the four cardinal directions at first, and then fire the diagonals, or vice versa.

When defeated, he will break apart as if he was doing his attack but the pieces will fly off the screen and the teeth section will implode on itself and disappear.


  • Sir Waffington III's name is not canon but rather a pet name given by the animator Tina Nawrocki in her Twitter post when asked by a fan. Same apply to Baroness' other subjects.
    • He was simply referred as "Waffle" in the game files.


  • Sir Waffington III's name is a pun on the name of an athlete called Sir Washington.
  • Sir Waffington III can be mistaken for a chocolate bar due to the brown color, rectangular pattern design, and the fact that chocolate bars can also be split into an a number of pieces.


Inkwell Isle One
The Root Pack (Sal SpudderOllie BulbHorace RadicheChauncey Chantenay) • Goopy Le GrandeHilda BergCagney CarnationRibby and Croaks
Inkwell Isle Two
Baroness Von Bon Bon (Lord Gob PackerKernel Von PopMuffsky ChernikovSargent Gumbo GumballSir Waffington III) • Beppi The ClownDjimmi The Great (Puphead) • Grim MatchstickWally Warbles (Willy Warbles)
Inkwell Isle Three
Rumor Honeybottoms (Bob the Bee) • Captain BrineybeardSally Stageplay (Sally's Husband) • Werner Werman (Katzenwagen) • Dr. Kahl's RobotCala MariaPhantom Express (Blind SpecterT-BoneBlaze BrothersHead of the Train)
Inkwell Hell
King Dice (Tipsy TroopChips BettiganMr. WheezyPip and DotHopus PocusPhear LapPiroulettaMangosteenMr. Chimes) • The Devil
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