What would Cuphead think of Society if he was alive in the 21st Century ?
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Release date: Thanksgiving 2024
Rating: PG
Cast: ???
Heros: Cuphead, Mugman, Bowl Boy, Elder Kettle, Ms, Chalice, Baby Bottle
Hi, I've just finished watch season 3 this week! I expect the series finale would've been better. However, I have some confusions -
Why didn't the Devil catch ELDER KETTLE and his goat to the battlefield when he has brought everyone on the isle he knew to it for his dance-off against Chalice?
Has the show really ended?
Please, I need some explanations.
(Edited by Tom Brahms)
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This idea popped into my head, and now I can't stop laughing.
Djimmi, Elder Kettle, Porkrind, King Dice, Chauncey, Rumor, Sal, Head of the Train, Von Bon Bon, Ribby and Croaks, Ollie, and Sally: "We have food at home."
Wally, Policeman Bee, Brineybeard, T-Bone, Cala, The Devil, Werner, and Chalice: *Orders a single black coffee and leaves*
Matchstick, Goopy, Dr. Kahl, Wally's Son, Beppi, Blind Specter, Cagney, Blaze Brothers, Hilda, Cuphead, and Mugman: "MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS!"
What should I do for part 2?
Prologue:
The cup brothers were having their normal day, just doing their chores and eating. There was a lot going on at Elder Kettle’s House, but don’t be fooled, it is intimidating yes, but you can only do about 2 fun things there! The other stuff you could do there was just do the tasks that the cup brothers did every single day! But suddenly, something was unusual that day, something that the boys, nor anyone on Inkwell Isle, had ever seen before…
Chapter 1, Springing Forests.
”You know, if theres one more thing we can do other than do these boring chores, then it would have to be a trip somewhere, can’t they just give us a break?” Cuphead had thought.
”But it’s Inkwell Isle, what else can we really do there? It’s just forests and ponds and in the city it’s pretty much just buildings for jobs and offices.” Mugman replied swiftly after.
While the brothers were doing their chores, Elder Kettle was listening to the channels on the radio! What a jerk! He had then turned the channel onto the News Channel, the channel before the Casino Channel. However, there wasn’t much going on, but Elder Kettle listened to it anyway.
“There’s nothing to do here! Just gamble and look at wildlife! We don’t want to gamble because who knows, The Devil might end up taking our souls like we nearly did last time we gambled!” Cuphead grunted as he stamped on the floor so loud it made their goldfish hide.
Then on the News Channel, the News Reporter had said something that Elder Kettle would know the boys would like, very much, very, very, much.
”The new Lucky Dip Festival has opened in Inkwell Isle! What you can find there are Lucky Dips! Fast Food Stands! Car Boot Sales! Thrilling Rides! Circuses! Daring Sports! Did You Know Stands! Fortune Tellers! And more! Get your tickets at The Festival Area at Chalk Street, Inkwell Isle Two, IK80392! Or call at: +128 67839 783957928!”
Elder Kettle flipped over the sofa and turned to the window.
”Hey boys! I’ve found something that you would like!”
“Ugh, what is it now, Elder Kettle? Doing chores 24/7?” The brothers both grunted.
”No, it’s a Lucky Dip Festival! With so much stuff including Hot Dogs!”
”Hot Dogs?!” The brothers both said surprised.
”Yes you heard me, Hot Dogs!”
”Hot Dogs!” Cuphead screamed. “What else is there?”
”There are Joke Stands!”
”Joke Stands!” Mugman screamed.
”Oh, yes! Both of those things! Luckily for you I have these 5 bucks for each of you to buy some tickets!” Elder Kettle waffled in relief.
The brothers both spluttered in joy.
Chapter 2 Coming Soon…
Canon:
Cuphead: Cow's Milk
Mugman: Hot Cocoa
Elder Kettle: Coffee
Ms. Chalice: Tea
Baby Bottle: Breastmilk
Fanon:
Glassboy of @Zain al Abedeen : Strawberry Milkshake
Trixy of @Toadmario37alt : Mint Tea/Latte
Alice of @K1dc0r33333!! : ???
In the first episode cuphead says “Mabye I used A little to much gunpowder oh well” but then in episode 11 on the list of black market items is gunpowder so either Cuphead or Elder kettle bought a black market item from porkrind
Is Elder Kettle the parent of Cuphead and Mugman, or adoptive parent of Cuphead and Mugman?
Let me know what you think of this late-to-be finished Spooktober fanfiction that I posted in my blogs. If you have read it all, you should tell me what your favorite part(s) is/are in either the comments section of the blog post, or the comments section of this community post. I would like to see them!
(Edited by ThatMemerDude89)
I wanna be a pirate when I grow up
Turtle wants me to be peaceful? No way
Forky
A ghost that gets stuck in vases
THE ELDER KETTLE
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Fell free to ask me any questions!
*King Dice eat cake*
It is I, ELDER KETTLE!